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A Bit of Fun: Chapter 1

It was dark. Strobe lights executed a fierce assault on every set of retinas they could reach. The beat-heavy music injected itself into the veins of any willing listener and added a new level of psychosis to the drugs they had punctured themselves with to make the experience more fantastically twisted. Half the attendees were under the legal drinking age, and the other half was trying to get into the first half’s trousers.  
 
And there she stood, a woman with twelve bachelor degrees, seven masters, and three PhDs, and she still couldn’t figure out a way to keep her damn leather miniskirt from riding up every time she shi

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A Bit of Fun: Chapter 4Never―again.   
Daniel had to use all the willpower he had to keep from slamming his keys down on the table. He could have spent another night with Caryl. He could have been talking to her about her two history degrees, or what countries she’d been to, or listened to her play the harpsichord. But no. He had to go out with his idiot friends.   
Why did he even keep them around? It wasn’t as though he was on particularly good terms with half of them before Caryl showed up. And the one truly good friend he did have in this city, Keith, hadn’t been invited out by Steve that night. Apparently they didn’ A Bit of Fun: Chapter 4
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A Bit of Fun: Chapter 3“You got a light, mate?”   
The mark jerked about as he finished closing his apartment building’s door, looking for who had spoken to him. “Hm?”   
Soon as their eyes met, Certh he wanted to jerk away. He’d read a cursory report about this gent. There wasn’t anything in it to suggest that he should be trouble, but this wasn’t a piece of paper he was looking at anymore. This was the man, flesh and blood. Maybe he looked as mild as the simple black letters that had made up the bulleted remarks on his life, but…there was something about him that Certh just didn’t like.  & A Bit of Fun: Chapter 3
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A Bit of Fun: Chapter 2Daniel kept fingering the card Caryl had given him last night. He hadn’t meant to put it in his wallet, had totally missed when it fell out of his wallet and onto his desk when he’d gone to loan a coworker some cash for the vending machine, and really didn’t know what he was thinking as he now set it on the top of his keyboard. Something about the script, he guessed.   
Caryl Devonshire  212-555-7821   
It looked like hand-done calligraphy. On really nice, high-quality cardstock, too. Not the work of some underage Goth chick.  
 
So why had she been dressed like that? She’d surprised him A Bit of Fun: Chapter 2
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Journal Entry: Tue May 13, 2008, 11:38 AM

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A Bit of Fun: Book One - All Caryl Devonshire wants is a date with someone she doesn’t intend to kill. All Daniel Wakefield wants is a date with someone who doesn’t remind him of his ex-wife. Maybe he would have thought twice about asking her out if he knew she is a vampire. And maybe she wouldn’t have accepted if she knew he is something even more dangerous than her...




Well, I was sitting down to get some more ABoF edited (3 and 4 are now polished and reposted), when I thought I'd stop in to see what's goin' on on dA.

It would seem that *ebony66136 was what was going on. She put up a funny quiz, I laughed, (she had some FANTASTIC answers :D), and then I got to the end:

Now it's MY turn to do the funny quiz :D

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Carolyn needs a spanking =) (Smilie face and all, I kid you not)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Carolyn looks like Satan's best stormtrooper. (HELL YEAH! If we're talking Star Wars stormtroopers :D)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Carolyn says that it was an intense time of both learning and discovery. (That describes the past six months VERY aptly...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Carolyn wants to drink 4 pints of water. (...I already drink that. Every day)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Carolyn Does QuickBooks. (No. She really doesn't)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Carolyn hates all snakes. (O_O BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Carolyn asks me to write my fears surrounding this pregnancy and birth down and to bring them to the visit. (...Well, alright then.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Carolyn Goes to Greenwood Cemetery - Join her! (Yeah! Join us. Joooin uuuussssss....)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Carolyn likes to write about music. (...Not really...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Carolyn eats cinnamon. (Mmmm....)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Carolyn wears the crown. (yeah, that's right, large and in charge :D)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Carolyn (Ann Futrell) was arrested for murder in the homicide of her 7-year-old stepdaughter Kayla Allen. (...CHARMING...)

Now there must be taggage...

*andijoys ~Sacchi =SpideyGeek

...And as my lunch hour has 15 minutes left, I'll work on ABoF later :D While I'm doing laundry, filling out the FAFSA, and seeing about a Pell Grant...



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  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: Colorado
  • Interests: Writing, reading, walking, editing, people watching, singing, yoga, bellydancing
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars, Stardust, Snatch, Stranger Than Fiction, Flight of Dragons
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence, Within Temptation, Linkin Park, Lorenna McKennitt, Ozzy, Metallica, Apocalyptica
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative, metal, Celtic, punk, techno
  • Favourite artist: M.C. Escher, Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, David Eddings, Mercedes Lackey
  • Operating System: Vista. Because...that's what new laptops come with.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: WoW, DDR, Guitar Hero
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Xavier Xanatos.
  • Personal Quote: I believe in reasons. I don't believe in excuses.
  • Tools of the Trade: Laptop, pen and paper when I can't get at my laptop, a jumpdrive, and an overactive imagination

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*orphicfiddler:iconorphicfiddler: 5 days 2 hours ago
Thanks for the :+devwatch:! I suppose you don't mind another watcher yourself?

(Hey, you actually joined DA on my birthday! I take that as a good omen. :D)
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 7, 2008, 10:01:17 AM
Thank you :salute: It's good to be back!

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
~Winterfang:iconWinterfang: May 6, 2008, 8:09:18 PM
I :salute: you on your escape. Welcome back to the world of literature.

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"This isn't a hobby, this is a disorder."
~BlueDannyLew:iconBlueDannyLew: May 6, 2008, 12:45:30 PM
:icongodzillaplz:

Godzilla :heart:s you and your favingness
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 6, 2008, 5:07:12 AM
WAAA! *Gotten!*

Yes, you have tracked me down :D Hopefully I won't need anymore tracking, 'cause if I go another span of time without creative output, I'll go crazy in the BAD way...

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 6, 2008, 5:05:50 AM
Few people have seen much of me for a while. Hopefully that'll change!

And when you're done and graduated, let me know when you've a bit of spare time! :D

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 6, 2008, 5:04:47 AM
Hehe, Ah, I should revive that, that'd be nice to have back...

And you've got a spot, most definitely :D

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 6, 2008, 5:04:19 AM
Into a deep black hole of no literature and too many idiots, all padded with grass seed :D

...

ANYway, this is my attempt to escape and be a writer despite the daily grind :D

Nice to see you again! :hug:

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
=cjwillis:iconcjwillis: May 6, 2008, 5:02:55 AM
Hehe, so is my husband :D. After I get ABoF done and sent to this writer's conference, what with him badgering, you're likely to get it ;)

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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
=Senekha:iconSenekha: Apr 28, 2008, 3:55:24 AM
Thanks for the watch :)

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Mi pherth Flendyr, i ellyth galo,
Min glinglath, lîr or lîr
I thannar i said vín; dimenel
I verilin gorn, gliri a revio,
Tithen lâth or in megil.
=giadrosich:icongiadrosich: Apr 27, 2008, 9:02:32 PM
Hi, CJ. Thanks so much for the recent visit and watch. It is greatly appreciated!

:D

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"I Ink, Therefore, I Am."
A member of the Loreena McKennitt Club.
*mehmeturgut:iconmehmeturgut: Apr 27, 2008, 3:56:22 PM
thank u so much for the watch!:fuzzydemon:
*ebony66136:iconebony66136: Apr 27, 2008, 11:59:01 AM
GOTCHA! :glomp:

I have tracked you down at last. :mwahaha:

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It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.

Heading to the Edinburgh Fringe this year?
~Abu-Jamal:iconAbu-Jamal: Apr 26, 2008, 11:55:59 PM
Was wondering where you went. Sorry about a-holes and welcome back!

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I want to look at life
In the available light
~MysticTriana:iconMysticTriana: Apr 26, 2008, 2:06:14 PM
Hey you!!! I was wondering where you've been. Shame I haven't seen more of you this semester, but I'm glad to see you back online. :)

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"Oh, gawd! What could it be? We're doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh. Right. That'd be me. Back to work." -- Wash (Firefly)
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~Winterfang:iconWinterfang: Apr 26, 2008, 1:42:25 PM
Wondered where you went. :)

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"This isn't a hobby, this is a disorder."
~BlueDannyLew:iconBlueDannyLew: Apr 26, 2008, 12:32:08 PM
Here be the formal petition for the revival of teh Brick Thrower's association.
~isilme-uroloke:iconisilme-uroloke: Apr 26, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
Thanks for the watch! I look forward to seeing your work.

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- Betsy

...addicted to the written word...
~Loegaire:iconLoegaire: Apr 26, 2008, 11:41:56 AM
First post. I'm still waiting for more of the Pally Project or "Right Makes Might". ;)

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“Corpse robber.”
“You’ve done the same.”
“True enough, but this whole business with Odin’s changed my opinion of this kind of thing.”
“Has it really?”
“No, I’m just saying that in case he’s got a raven hanging around somewhere listening.”
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